With a shout-out to General Larry Platt and his +3M hits on YouTube, my friend @Nenshad for tweeting the line overheard at Oracle recently, Mr. Marc Benioff for taking more shots at Oracle and SAP in this Information Week article, and of course Mr. Larry Ellison’s now famous “cloud is water vapor” rant, here’s my version of the “Rants on the Cloud.”
Rants on the Cloud
Rants on the cloud
Lookin’ like a fool with rants on the cloud
Investing in hardware
Software on the ground, making lots of noise with your rants on the cloud
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Trying to ignore the market shift to the cloud
Move it up!!
HEY! Stop your rants on the cloud
Lookin like a fool, walkin talking
With your on-premise implementations on the ground.
Move it up!
Hey get your hardware and software off the ground,
Lookin’ like a fool not investigating the benefits of the cloud.
Maybe too much hype
But enterprise software’s turned sideways, and yes the noise is getting loud
But don’t call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Lookin’ like a fool with your rants on the cloud.